Comedy
Say ‘Hybrid’ and Many People Will Hear ‘Prius’ – New York Times
Say ‘Hybrid’ and Many People Will Hear ‘Prius’ – New York Times Mr. Darnell admits to feeling smug this year when gasoline prices spiked above $3 a gallon. But that was not the main reason he bought his car. “I have to admit that I’m a granola-crunching liberal, and I really liked the idea of … Continue reading
Straight dope from Fake Steve Jobs | Newsmakers | CNET News.com
Straight dope from Fake Steve Jobs | Newsmakers | CNET News.com Since we’re talking about big figures from your past, I’m curious: You were kind of harsh in your Woz post. Why no love for the Woz? I mean, did he really have to wait in line? Fake Steve: Look, Woz is a nice enough … Continue reading
Mountain View Voice: Squirrel attack sparks lawsuit
Mountain View Voice: Squirrel attack sparks lawsuit I need some extra spending money. I think I’m going to slather my body with honey and pine nuts and head down to Cuesta Park. In other parts of this country, those squirrels would have been shot and eaten before they mutated into killer rodents.
Mark Foley – The Last Action Hero!
Fresh Intelligence : Radar Online You can feel the homoerotic energy between Mark Foley and William Forsythe in this clip.
Am I evil?
Am I evil if I laughed every 10 minutes while I watched the two episodes of Dateline to Catch a Predator set in Petaluma? Many of the excuses and comments from the predators were priceless. But this one took the cake: Officer Barnes: Why did you ask her if she liked anal sex? Tuari: That … Continue reading
John Varley skewers Ann Coulter
John Varley skewers Ann Coulter From the Gaea Trilogy to Steel Beach, I’ve loved John Varley’s original science fiction. I’ll have to check out Red Thunder and Red Lightning since it appears their homages to the Heinlein juvenile novels I dearly loved in my youth.
Gibson’s Anti-Semitic Tirade — Alleged Cover Up – TMZ.com
Gibson’s Anti-Semitic Tirade — Alleged Cover Up – TMZ.com TMZ has learned that Deputy Mee audiotaped the entire exchange between himself and Gibson, from the time of the traffic stop to the time Gibson was put in the patrol car, and that the tape fully corroborates the written report. I really need this tape for … Continue reading
Zidane aka MC Hammer
Who is the genius who created this animated gif?! Check out the Something Awful thread for more fun.
Subway Rider Sliced in Power Saw Attack – New York Times
Subway Rider Sliced in Power Saw Attack – New York Times NEW YORK (AP) — A man grabbed two cordless power saws off a subway station workbench and went on a rampage Thursday, swinging the saws at riders and slicing open a man’s chest before running away, police said. Someone should check if Bruce Campbell … Continue reading
I Desperately Need Bone Marrow | The Onion
I Desperately Need Bone Marrow | The Onion My love of bone marrow started when I worked as a lab technician in the leukemia ward at the local hospital. I was enjoying a lunch of clam chowder and crackers when I pulled a fresh sourdough baguette out of my satchel. I soon realized I hadn’t … Continue reading