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I Desperately Need Bone Marrow | The Onion

Posted by on July 3, 2006

I Desperately Need Bone Marrow | The Onion

My love of bone marrow started when I worked as a lab technician in the leukemia ward at the local hospital. I was enjoying a lunch of clam chowder and crackers when I pulled a fresh sourdough baguette out of my satchel. I soon realized I hadn’t brought any butter. Woe to the man who’s forced to eat bread dry and plain! I searched frantically for some sort of spread—jelly, deviled ham, Nutella, anything! Crazed with hunger, I reached into the lab refrigeration storage unit and grabbed a random vial.

I rarely laugh when I read something funny. The paragraph above did it for me.