Am I evil if I laughed every 10 minutes while I watched the two episodes of Dateline to Catch a Predator set in Petaluma?
Many of the excuses and comments from the predators were priceless. But this one took the cake:
Officer Barnes: Why did you ask her if she liked anal sex?
Tuari: That was a stupid question. I just—out of curiosity, out of sheer curiosity. I’m a well-respected man in society, detective.
Officer Barnes: Okay.
Tuari: I have a Ph.D. degree in computer engineering.
That Ph.D. in computer engineering might let you get off scott free in the old country, but that ain’t going to happen in the good old U.S.A.!