Monthly Archives: July 2014

The only selfie I would appreciate at the TDF would be Verne Troyer’s. nyti.ms/1r1jBzd

I crushed a 4.4 mi run with a pace of 7’32” with Nike+ SportWatch GPS. #nikeplus: go.nike.com/06grflhr

World Cup Final 2014. My heart is with Messi, but my head is with Die Mannschaft.

I crushed a 2.1 mi run with a pace of 9’1″ with Nike+ SportWatch GPS. #nikeplus: go.nike.com/06en6up9

World Cup fans, what is this bike race in France my wife keeps talking about every morning?

Neymar’s TV screen is happy Neymar was watching the game in the stands rather than at home.

Die Mannschaft, heute, “YOU GET A GOAL! YOU GET A GOAL! YOU GET A GOAL!”

I crushed a 4.7 mi run with a pace of 8’47” with Nike+ SportWatch GPS. #nikeplus: go.nike.com/08kvjpp

I crushed a 5.6 mi run with a pace of 7’47” with Nike+ SportWatch GPS. #nikeplus: go.nike.com/03po6d07

Looks like all I need is an orange robe and a drastic haircut to make some money in New York. nyti.ms/1qJ47j7