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Monthly Archives: January 2014

I apologize to my wife that I get loudly emotional…

I apologize to my wife that I get loudly emotional in COH2 when my troops suddenly disappear due to molotov cocktails.

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Paranoia is not a bad trait to have as a defensive…

Paranoia is not a bad trait to have as a defensive back. Not sure about other mental conditions. deadspin.com/richard-sherma…

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Although family members have used various fungi an…

Although family members have used various fungi and plants to describe Peyton Manning’s head, I hope he wins SuperBowl XLVIII.

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My wife is driving up to a slaughterhouse in Oakla…

My wife is driving up to a slaughterhouse in Oakland to pick up dissection day materials for my son’s class. I’ll leave it at that.

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A has absconded with my MacBook Air for the past…

A has absconded with my MacBook Air for the past two weeks because it’s the best device for her to read One Piece online.

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What’s not to like about Olivia Wilde as a beer lo…

What’s not to like about Olivia Wilde as a beer loving, bike riding character in Drinking Buddies.

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I guess Christie might not be attending any more S…

I guess Christie might not be attending any more Springsteen concerts. nyti.ms/19uVBNx

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“Is Samuel Jackson in Akeelah and the Bee?” I aske…

“Is Samuel Jackson in Akeelah and the Bee?” I asked A when I saw her watching it. “No, Morpheus is in it.” she replied.

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I believe Jim Harbaugh was more entertaining to my…

I believe Jim Harbaugh was more entertaining to my son than any ballet performance he’s ever attended. deadspin.com/jim-harbaugh-s…

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Bruised ribs from landing on the left handle of th…

Bruised ribs from landing on the left handle of the Snopedo after a jump hurt even more a week later. Breathing is fine, but coughing hurts.

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