Monthly Archives: August 2012
Every time I see Ryan Seacrest…
Every time I see Ryan Seacrest during the Olympics, I feel nauseous.
Would like LEGO Sarlacc for ne…
Would like LEGO Sarlacc for next Star Wars set http://t.co/xd35eshH
Forget spending time on colleg…
Forget spending time on college, Berkshire Hathaway and Microsoft should sponsor Ariel Hsing for 2016 http://t.co/Y2ICFbov
I think the TV in the prison m…
I think the TV in the prison may have contributed to India’s recent power outages. http://t.co/2zGZMVVE
“That is so different from wha…
“That is so different from what my book actually says that I have to doubt whether Mr. Romney read it.” http://t.co/gP3ZeB5e
Replace ScarJo with McKayla Ma…
Replace ScarJo with McKayla Maroney for Avengers 2 and then you’ll have a believable Black Widow.
Thankful for Olympic badminton…
Thankful for Olympic badminton for giving me a reason to explain match fixing to the kids. http://t.co/IpOT1jrv
Have to stop drinking Murphy’s…
Have to stop drinking Murphy’s Stout so I don’t keep falling asleep halfway through the night’s Olympic broadcast.
Surprised that tonight was the…
Surprised that tonight was the first time I realized the irony of Sheldon Adelson’s support and Romney’s Mormon faith http://t.co/sH2zBezp