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“A recent study showed that Indians have the world’s weakest lungs, with far less capacity than Chinese lungs.” nyti.ms/19V03VQ

KQED Morning: Only 25% of 4th graders in California read at grade level.

She says her sister has better genes, but Ginger”s the luminescent angel whether she”s happy, angry or sad.

Who cares about Tom Perkin’s watch. I want to know more about those cyberpunk rich old guy glasses. buzzfeed.com/mattlynley/tom… via @BuzzFeedBiz

I see an English Mastiff occasionally at a park close to work. I’m always amazed at how massive it is. It must weigh at least 200 pounds.

Funny how Alan Webb’s wife says she has 3 inches more wingspan than him since my wife has 5 inches on me: runteamwebb.wordpress.com/2014/01/25/the…

Rodney Dangerfield might be able to help some boys with obtaining a soccer scholarship. nyti.ms/1f56bIE

For a week, the principal at E’s school made this announcement over the intercom: “A reminder children that this is a Pokemon-free zone.”

Kick Ass 2 – whenever that heroic music starts playing, my eyes start welling up.

Asian husband ask wife why she donates A- blood. She should donate A+ blood to Stanford Blood Center.