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If not for the cellphones and …
If not for the cellphones and late model cars, Drive could be a Michael Mann movie from the 80s. NSFL if you’re a Christina Hendricks fan.
My only regret about The Aveng…
My only regret about The Avengers is how Emily Blunt could have had the role of Black Widow.
I wonder if Facebook will be t…
I wonder if Facebook will be the company that really gentrifies East Palo Alto. http://t.co/oaWr374m
The Strain trilogy started out…
The Strain trilogy started out well but had a weak ending with its unrealistic nuclear winter and hurried religious deus ex machina.
Trying to channel Jason Statha…
Trying to channel Jason Statham using new 15lb kettle bell but keep feeling like Rob Schneider using gravity inversion boots.
Daughter’s school has a great …
Daughter’s school has a great synthetic surface track because there are 8 million gallons of water underneath it. http://t.co/YFkJlgSM
Ability to buy a Porsche since…
Ability to buy a Porsche since you’re the son of a Chinese Communist leader, and you choose a Panamera #fail http://t.co/93IVu59i?