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E said at Laser Tag a boy was cheating by hiding b…

E said at Laser Tag a boy was cheating by hiding behind his obese mom with non-functional sensors so he could use her as a shield.

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I crushed a 2.0 mi run with a pace of 7’24” with N…

I crushed a 2.0 mi run with a pace of 7’24” with Nike+ SportWatch GPS. #nikeplus: go.nike.com/03auuh5m

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It would have been hilarious and potentially sad i…

It would have been hilarious and potentially sad if this Eames chair had made it to Goodwill. kotaku.com/oh-look-our-ga…

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Ethan Hawke AMAA on reddit! I even liked him in Gr…

Ethan Hawke AMAA on reddit! I even liked him in Great Expectations. He owns an island off the coast of Nova Scotia. reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment…

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If you’re 70 pounds with 6% body fat and your dad…

If you’re 70 pounds with 6% body fat and your dad weighs 140 pounds with 20% body fat, how much total fat do you have vs. your dad?

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With her snout and upper jaw gone, the heroic dog…

With her snout and upper jaw gone, the heroic dog Kabang looks like a bat. photos.ucdavis.edu/viewphoto.php?…

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A boat race so expensive only 4 teams instead of 1…

A boat race so expensive only 4 teams instead of 15 can afford it. In other words, “America’s Cup: Fuck Yeah!” nyti.ms/18OFQiy

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The average dog bite claim payout rose from $19,16…

The average dog bite claim payout rose from $19,162 in 2003 to $29,752 last year, an increase of 55%. business.time.com/2013/05/28/dog…?

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They should have cast Martin Lawrence as Will Smit…

They should have cast Martin Lawrence as Will Smith’s son in After Earth. He could conquer fear by rubbing his earlobes and saying Woosah.

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A rogue time patrol agent caused the 6/3/2013 expl…

A rogue time patrol agent caused the 6/3/2013 explosion in Hong Kong in order to prevent the 2014 avian flu pandemic nyti.ms/15uxIz0

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