Author Archives: Silicon Valley Dazed

“gay-conversion gamma rays”? Gamma rays are only supposed to turn you green and give you big muscles or a big head. nyti.ms/1eOgnI6

Suffered a mild case of PTSD this morning when I turned on NBC to check out the Olympics and saw Jenna Bush.

Steve Ballmer doesn’t seem to wear blue as well as Gracie Gold. youtu.be/8To-6VIJZRE via @YouTube

Stanford NICU stay for a few days in 2000 for my daughter born only a week early cost over $50k slate.com/articles/doubl… via @Slate

What’s sad is if Tim Armstrong hadn’t been such an AssOL, he could have changed the 401(k) without a problem. nyti.ms/1d9aGEd

When I head Sage Kostenburg won the first gold medal of the Sochi games, I thought he was a she since Sage is the middle name of my niece.

Lagunitas Cappuchino Stout at 9.2% ABV = falling asleep watching the Olympics and then waking up to Kaetlyn Osmond’s attempt at a skirt

Deer Valley Sterling Express Lift with a GoPro chest harness: FPS-like view of skiing. youtu.be/CYUcqN5Cycc via @YouTube

GoPro IPO. Nothing compares to GoPro’s mindshare and market share in its niche. techcrunch.com/2014/02/07/gop… via @TechCrunch