Author Archives: Silicon Valley Dazed

Cate Blanchett. God, she’s so glamorous.

“Dad, isn’t that Khan?”

This pizza bit is pathetic. Thank god it’s over.

I wish Sally Hawkins had won since she plays a character with the same name as my dog.

Hemsworth/Theron embryos on sale soon for your own master race children!

So how many million dollars did Samsung pay Ellen DeGeneres to annoy the public with her painfully unfunny selfie gags during the Oscars?

Claudia Cardinale… Have to watch Once Upon a Time in the West again.

Jason Sudeikis or a hope for the average guy they might have a chance with Olivia Wilde.

I”d like to see a Best Live Action Movie Short Film category.

Happy to see Tony from Skins and Katniss from The Hunger Games are still a couple.