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Author Archives: Silicon Valley Dazed

Strap-Ons for All

I already have two strap-ons. Maybe I’ll get a larger one. Who was the genius who wrote the ad copy, “Please, we’re begging you to strap it on.”

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Surpised to hear the Gears of …

Surpised to hear the Gears of War 2 theme music in the video of Yevgeny Plushenko before the short program.

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XX Intro in the Apollo Ono AT&…

XX Intro in the Apollo Ono AT&T commercials sounds like New Order.

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Boys will be boys

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J wonders why the short track …

J wonders why the short track skaters wear such goofy helmets. They look like the beer cooler bike helmets I wore in the early 90s.

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Let’s take a ride, and run wit…

Let’s take a ride, and run with the dogs tonight In SLUMBURBIA http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/10/slumburbia/?em

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Watched David Lynch’s Dune

Watched Lynch’s Dune again last night. A was getting into it too, but the practices of the Harkonnens were pretty sordid and gross. My question is if the spice is only found on Arrakis and essential to folding space and interstellar travel, how did people get to Arrakis in the first place?Trey’s hair was excellently … Continue reading »

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How much longer will I remain …

How much longer will I remain E’s designated cereal and milk pourer while J enjoys blissful sleep?

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Favorite ad was the human brid…

Favorite ad was the human bridge Bud Light ad. The Google ad was 2nd and Megan Fox’s was 3rd (problem was I didn’t recall the sponsor).

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Best Superbowl in a long time….

Best Superbowl in a long time. Peyton Manning seemed off in the playset that led to the interception – or did he just choke?

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